first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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