how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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