Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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