I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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