Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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