Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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