"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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