I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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