It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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