youre lurking in front of me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i came on her dog
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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