plz talk dirty to me
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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