i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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