Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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