IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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