Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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