So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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