I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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