Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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