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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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