I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
