Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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