WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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