pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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