Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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