Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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