So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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