can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Still dying that you shit outside
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My dick has a subreddit
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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