i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Fuck me I smell like cheese
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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