There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
