no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
they need to just BURY HIM!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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