In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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