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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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