Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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