Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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