I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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