Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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