No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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