At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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