My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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