Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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