You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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