No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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