Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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