It's just like the Real World with babies
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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