If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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