Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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