I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Let's get the cat blown out
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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