Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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