wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
