You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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