i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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