i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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