sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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