So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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