i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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